Monthly Archives: February 2014

lingua franca

Aladärum M cape. Linguas exsecxa et sepone.  Alaudis abice.  Lingas mite in sartaginem cum paulo olei et frige cito.  Eas traice ad patellam calida.  Quattuor sufficit. Get 1,000 larks. Remove their tongues and set aside. Discard the larks. Put the … Continue reading

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bleeding hearts

Poor Saint Valentine, did his best for Jesus, was martyred for his pains and now is forever associated with cheap red underwear, migraine inducing champagne and a terrible pressure to have a “romantic evening”.  He is, of course, the patron … Continue reading

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